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Nuclear scientists required

We are in dire need of you. The field of jihad can satisfy your scientific ambitions, and the large American bases [in Iraq] are good places to test your unconventional weapons, whether biological or dirty, as they call them.

I can see why he'd need to advertise widely for them; it is not as if the Arab world is teeming with technical expertise and innovation. Perhaps this is just the stimulant needed.

Kidnappers required

I appeal to every holy warrior in the land of Iraq to exert all efforts in this holy month so that God may enable us to capture some of the Western dogs to swap them with our sheik and get him out of his dark prison.

Bit of a sellers' market, that one.