His and Hers

This is, in all likelihood, a send up, but it's funny.

Creative Writing assignment: a tandem story. Write a story alternating paragraphs with the classmate to your right. Exhibit: the piece by Rebecca (last name deleted) and Gary (last name deleted).

Warning - spoiler!

The last two paragraphs are:

Asshole.
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Bitch.

(Thank you, Ninme.)