Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Syntactic wisdom

How to beat Jeremy Paxman in debate and never be at a loss for words because you use almost the same ones every time. Make maximum use of meaningless symmetry. Degrade discussions and marginalise argument. In one lesson.


One man's freedom is another man's slavery.
One man's truth is another man's lie.
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
One man's man is another man's woman.
It's all here.

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